Dear Kari

Blushing

Dear Kari,

My face is red hot 😳 for minutes now, because I scrolled upon your Capitalism-Chan tweet about going for a run.

I thought, "Oh, cool, she went for a run, too! I wonder if she saw my bloops (posts) on BlueSky about the runs I've been going on."

"She's really exaggerating being out of breath from running. I guess I can see how that's supposed to be sexy, like she's being anime cute about it?"

You in the following tweet:

"this is from my most recent content release where I try desperately to keep eye contact with the camera while I orgasm"

I feel the blushing in my face even flaring through the bridge to the tip of my nose like a hot Atari symbol is on my face.

Have I been blushing for ten minutes?

I hold on to my original impression of you being breathless from running in a quirky way.

I'm not becoming aroused in an inappropriate way, but my breathing deepens and I'm practically sighing every time I breathe.

My breathing shudders a little. Your face is so pretty. You look so nice. I left Twitter minutes ago, but I can still see you in my imagination. The shade of your lipstick looks so good on you.

It's you, my friend—part time friend. The one that notices how I break the rules of using punctuation to create effects for the reader. She's so fucking cool, even though I agreed to help her stop cussing.

I'm still blushing and my chest is heating up, now. Why am I blushing when I'm not thinking of you sexually? I couldn't register the idea of you having an orgasm. I just adored you.

The heat is flaring down my spine into my lower back. My neck muscles have relaxed. I feel a serene euphoria. The air almost tastes sweet on my tongue.

How was I so lucky to ever know you? This is crazy—this never happens to me. At least not with anyone like you, I mean, wow! You're so enriching and so good at everything you do.

But you see me. You understand me. I really do get Her vibes.

I'm still blushing. Why?

—Michael